Вот черт, кажется, русский баш старательно переводил\тырил шутки с американского баша.
Думаю, эту цитату помнят все:
HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
try pressing the the Caps Lock key
O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
fuck me
и еще:
my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
ouch.
yeah.i sent them to her dad
и еще:
Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
wait, shit
и тьма их.