Вот черт, кажется, русский баш старательно переводил\тырил шутки с американского баша.

Думаю, эту цитату помнят все:

HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
try pressing the the Caps Lock key
O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
fuck me

и еще:

my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
ouch.
yeah.i sent them to her dad

и еще:

Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
wait, shit

и тьма их.